{"id":1010,"date":"2013-10-15T20:02:52","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T18:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antoine.tarteflure.com\/?p=1010"},"modified":"2021-03-26T07:11:49","modified_gmt":"2021-03-26T06:11:49","slug":"le-poetisateur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/?p=1010","title":{"rendered":"Tubulure&nbsp;: c\u2019est un cocktail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ina.fr\/player\/embed\/CPF86644609\/1\/1b0bd203fbcd702f9bc9b10ac3d0fc21\/460\/259\/1\/148db8\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300px\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>goutte \u00e0 goutte o\u00f9 va-t-il&nbsp;?<br>\ndans une veine du pied de la salade<br>\navec les drogues qui contribuent<br>\n\u00e0 contri\u00adbuer \u00e0 ces r\u00e9ac\u00adtions de d\u00e9fense<br>\nsans qu\u2019elles fris\u00adsonnent notamment<br>\nun mod\u00e8le r\u00e9cent de ?-rateur<br>\nle com\u00adpres\u00adseur s\u2019ap\u00adpelle mast\u00e8re<br>\nou tubu\u00adlure&nbsp;: c\u2019est un cocktail<br>\nsous une tente qui couvre le&nbsp;corps<br>\nnue, la salade est pour ain\u00adsi dire bombard\u00e9e<br>\npar de l\u2019air marqu\u00e9<br>\n\u00ab&nbsp;st\u00e9\u00adri\u00adli\u00adsa\u00adtion qu\u2019est-ce que&nbsp;c\u2019est&nbsp;?&nbsp;\u00bb<br>\nun air que&nbsp;l\u2019on<br>\nsouffle sur la salade<br>\nqui n\u2019a pas tou\u00adjours dis\u00adpo\u00ads\u00e9 d\u2019aus\u00adsi si zappareils.<\/p>\n<p>Il s\u2019a\u00adgit d\u2019une salade d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9puis\u00e9e<br>\ndans son entier<br>\nla ten\u00adsion s\u2019abaisse<br>\nchez l\u2019hi\u00adber\u00adn\u00e9e nous la notons sur une feuille<br>\nsp\u00e9ciale<br>\nen comp\u00adtant le pouls banalement<br>\npouls qui nous donne&nbsp;: un \u00e9lectronicien<br>\nplan\u00adt\u00e9 dans la t\u00eate avec des aiguilles avec notre hibern\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 \u00ab&nbsp;c\u2019est quoi \u00e7a&nbsp;?&nbsp;\u00bb : \u00ab&nbsp;c\u2019est un&nbsp;trac\u00e9<br>\nd\u2019un cerveau<br>\nqui souffre&nbsp;\u00bb<br>\nla salade on pour\u00adrait lui planter<br>\ndes aiguilles dans le&nbsp;corps<br>\nelle est com\u00adpl\u00e8\u00adte\u00adment indif\u00adf\u00e9\u00adrente au&nbsp;monde<br>\nc\u2019est ext\u00e9\u00adrieur et c\u2019est heureux<br>\nparce que les neu\u00adro\u00adtoxi\u00adcoses du nourrisson<br>\nles t\u00e9tanos<br>\ndes sujets par\u00adti\u00adcu\u00adli\u00e8\u00adre\u00adment \u00e9puis\u00e9s<br>\nd\u00e9choquent les grands bless\u00e9s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goutte \u00e0 goutte o\u00f9 va-t-il&nbsp;? dans une veine du pied de la salade avec les drogues qui contri\u00adbuent \u00e0 contri\u00adbuer \u00e0 ces r\u00e9ac\u00adtions de d\u00e9fense sans qu\u2019elles fris\u00adsonnent notam\u00adment un mod\u00e8le r\u00e9cent de ?-rateur le com\u00adpres\u00adseur s\u2019ap\u00adpelle mas\u00adt\u00e8re ou tubu\u00adlure&nbsp;: c\u2019est un cock\u00adtail sous une tente qui couvre le&nbsp;corps nue, la salade est pour&nbsp;ainsi&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discours"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}