Je suis mal\u00adadroite et bruyante en g\u00e9n\u00e9\u00adral. Mais pen\u00addant la sieste je suis un lynx. Je sais com\u00adment chan\u00adger la facon de mar\u00adcher com\u00adment g\u00e9rer le poids de mon corps quand je passe du bois au gra\u00adnit du gra\u00adnit a la moquette de la moquette au fau\u00adteuil. Je conais la manie de chaque porte : Je sais faire les chan\u00adge\u00adments de vitesse exacte sur cha\u00adcune pour les ouvrir z\u00e9ro grin\u00adce\u00adment. Je sais com\u00adbien de temps ca prend a chaque per\u00adsonne de s endor\u00admir. Je sais ce que r\u00e9veille chaque per\u00adsonne. Ma mere les tout petits bruits. Mon pere les grands bruits. Xe\u00f1a le contact. Alicia la lumiere Mon frere je sais pas. J ai jamais habi\u00adt\u00e9 avec lui. Il s est cas\u00ads\u00e9 quand je suis n\u00e9e, Y a juste quelques trucs que je gere pas. Le chat la son\u00adne\u00adrie les bruits du bar et le t\u00e9l\u00e9fone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Je suis mal\u00adadroite et bruyante en g\u00e9n\u00e9\u00adral. Mais pen\u00addant la sieste je suis un lynx. Je sais com\u00adment chan\u00adger la facon de mar\u00adcher com\u00adment g\u00e9rer le poids de mon corps quand je passe du bois au gra\u00adnit du gra\u00adnit a la moquette de la moquette au fau\u00adteuil. Je conais la manie de chaque porte : Je [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1633,3111,220,3110,2953],"class_list":["post-22148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-bruit","tag-discretion","tag-enfance","tag-sieste","tag-silence","post_format-post-format-quote"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22149,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22148\/revisions\/22149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}