Everyone is female.<\/p>\n
The worst books are all by females. All the great art heists of the past three hun\u00addred years were pul\u00adled off by a female, wor\u00adking solo or with other females. There are no good female poets, sim\u00adply because there are no good poets. A list of things inven\u00adted by females would include : air\u00adplanes, tele\u00adphones, the small\u00adpox vac\u00adcine, ghos\u00adting, ter\u00adro\u00adrism, ink, envy, rum, prom, Spain, cars, gods, cof\u00adfee, lan\u00adguage, stand-up come\u00addy, eve\u00adry kind of knot, double par\u00adking, nail polish, the let\u00adter tau, the num\u00adber zero, the H\u2011bomb, femi\u00adnism, and the patriar\u00adchy. Sex bet\u00adween females is no bet\u00adter or worse than any other kind of sex, because no other kind of sex is pos\u00adsible. Shark attacks exclu\u00adsi\u00adve\u00adly tar\u00adget females. All the astro\u00adnauts were female, which means the moon is a female-only zone. The 1 percent is 100 percent female. The entire Supreme Court is female. The entire United States Senate is female. The pre\u00adsident is, obvious\u00adly, a female.<\/p>\n
Females domi\u00adnate the fol\u00adlo\u00adwing pro\u00adfes\u00adsions : zoo\u00adkee\u00adping, haber\u00adda\u00adshe\u00adry, land\u00adsca\u00adping, invest\u00adment ban\u00adking, long-dis\u00adtance tru\u00adcking, luthe\u00adrie, consul\u00adting, talent mana\u00adge\u00adment, tort law, taxi\u00adder\u00admy, real estate deve\u00adlop\u00adment, ortho\u00addon\u00adtia, pri\u00adson admi\u00adnis\u00adtra\u00adtion, and the mafia. Not all females are serial killers, but all serial killers are female, inclu\u00adding the necro\u00adphiles. The entire incar\u00adce\u00adra\u00adted popu\u00adla\u00adtion is female. All rape sur\u00advi\u00advors are females. All rapists are females. Females mas\u00adter\u00admin\u00added the Atlantic slave trade. All the dead are female. All the dying, too. The hos\u00adpi\u00adtals of the world are full of them : females in beds or gin\u00adger\u00adly wal\u00adking about, full of pain, reco\u00adve\u00adring, slip\u00adping away. All the guns in the world are owned by females.<\/p>\n
I am female. And you, dear rea\u00adder, you are female, even\u2014especially\u2014if you are not a woman. Welcome. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Everyone is female. The worst books are all by females. All the great art heists of the past three hun\u00addred years were pul\u00adled off by a female, wor\u00adking solo or with other females. There are no good female poets, sim\u00adply because there are no good poets. A list of things inven\u00adted by females would include : [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3125,3126,2879,2629],"class_list":["post-22494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-femelle","tag-femellite","tag-feminisme","tag-universalisme","post_format-post-format-quote"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22494"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22509,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22494\/revisions\/22509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/testanonpertinente.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}